Billy Bob Joe the II was fighting evil robots with his best friend johnny Joe Willson the V in their hometown of Garfield. They snuck around the corner of the old barn with their double barrel twelve gauges in front of them looking for the next twenty foot tall robot. When they took there next step two humongous robots seen them and started walking to them with their swords swinging thru the air. Johnny took the first shot and blew the right robots head off as Billy looked down the barrel of his shotgun at the massive beast walking towards him. Billy Squeezed the trigger right as the robot raised his sword way up in the air. The robot fell right in front of Billy’s feet shaking the ground tremendously. They spit a big ole dip out on the bodies of the robots as they walked past them looking for the next robot who would dare to challenge two rednecks and their guns. They walked into the great grandpas old barn and found some old explosives that their family had made about twenty five years ago. Not knowing if the explosives would work they tested their luck with them on their next robot that they would face. The next robot that they seen was a lot bulkier and seemed to be a little bit tougher than the rest, so the two cousins decided to use the explosives on the one. They soaked the explosives in some of their homegrown honey making sure that they didn’t get any on the fuse so that it would stick to the robot when they threw it at it but that the fuse would still burn. They lit the fuse as the monster of a machine was about 30 feet away and, then Billy threw the dripping explosives straight at the robot’s neck. Thankfully the explosives stuck and about two seconds later the biggest bang the county had ever heard rumbled through every creek bed and holler. By this time it was already 6:00 so they decided it was time to go to their hidden cabin way out in the woods where their family was staying so they could have a nice dinner before having to wake up in the morning and take care of some more business.
The next day their grandma Martha told them that they need to get some food for the family today, because their food supply was running low. So, the first thing they did was take there red tick coondogs out to see if they could run some bears or something to put some meat on the table. The two cousins also took their little cousin susie to see if maybe she could shoot a few squirrels on the way. The first thing the dogs hit on was a coon trail and we followed that for about a hundred yards and the dogs finally ran the two coons up a tree and Billy Bob Joe busted him out of the tree with his double barrel winchester 12 gauge. Surprisingly, raccoons can be pretty tasty especially to a family of Arkansas rednecks. Susie had already shot 3 squirrels in the 125 yards that they had walked. They kept walking around the big holler that wrapped around the family homestead. They finally hit on a black bear trail and thats when the fun started. When they let the dogs off their leash they darted off like rockets with the cousins right behind them. The dogs hot on the bears heels chased the bear for almost 300 yards before we heard the howl of the dogs around the next bend of the holler. The dogs had chased the bear up a big old red oak tree which had been there ever since the family had owned the 900 acre homestead. Patiently waiting on a good shot Johnny sat back resting his lever action Marlin 30-30 on a nearby limb. He finally got a good shot on the bear and he slowly squeezed the trigger. The massive 350 pound male black bear fell out of the tree hitting every branch on the way down landing with a tremendous thud on the ground. They gutted the bear right where it landed and had Susie walk back to the house and get the fourwheeler to haul the huge male out of the woods. They had a massive feast that night and the main dish was raccoon and dumplings.
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